How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.