What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

Throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.