What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.