What does an Irishman have for dinner?

Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.