What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.