What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting