What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.