What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!