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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.