Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Flys Jokes More Flys Jokes

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).