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Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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4 Wheel Jokes More 4 Wheel Jokes

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Flys Jokes More Flys Jokes

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!