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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...