In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Anderson and daughter came too!
Neither want me coming inside them.
The punchline is too long.
.........
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
One with a cemetery plot.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)