In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
A monster coming out of the closet
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
For the pun of it.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because he's black.
You get a VHS tape.