In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Pupil: The sausage!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
A joke.
He removed the appendix!
The moospaper!
You get a VHS tape.