In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Dyslexia
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)