You get a VHS tape.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Everywhere else.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
Your car.
No connection
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Damn, son. It's about time!
Jesus, take the wheel!
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
No one knows it's never happened.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
It's not there anymore.
You don't
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
Because he went crackers.