You get a VHS tape.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Post.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Annette!
An astronaut.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Because he went crackers.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
I'll catch you later!
