Dvd Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."