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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.