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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.