Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
Mourning wood
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
You're cut off.
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
Shots.
