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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.