What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.