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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.