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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.