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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.