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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone