What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

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What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses