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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!