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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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500 soles were lost.

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Im Stoned

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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High treason.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned