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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!