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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.