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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday