What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.