What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.