What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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What's a pirate's favorite firework?

M80

What's a pirate's favorite explosive?

M80