What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.