What is the time?

2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*