When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.