What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Rescue Jokes More Rescue Jokes

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

Who will be rescued?

America.