RPG's
Neither can finish a play.
Because he's got no arms.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Shelfish
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
Missile Toe!