What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.