What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.