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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.