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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!