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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!