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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.