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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.