What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.