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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids