What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.