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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda