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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.