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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.