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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water