Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.