What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table)

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.