What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap