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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs