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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2