What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.