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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.