What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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He's down to Earth.

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Ray Charles answering the iron

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.