Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

Stupid!

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.