What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing