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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.