Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Blew the dog
Sparkie.
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
Steaks.
Misunderstanding
Because they have BOOOOgers.
E-erie.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.