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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.