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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.