Ironic
Misunderstanding
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
They don't get better with age
Redundancy.
I'm Crossed.
He used base 3.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Just take some steps to avoid them!
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
A phone moan.
Dr Spook.
He was having a hard time looking up.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.