Ironic
Misunderstanding
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because there's so much base.
Common sense.
Count Spooku
Dalek themselves clean
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He stole her blanket.
About seven miles an hour.
He had a problem with boos.
Ghost avocado.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.