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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.