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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.