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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.