What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.