The Spanish Inquisition...... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
The Spanish Inquisition.
