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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?