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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.