What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!