What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.