What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!