What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss