What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks