What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.