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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.