What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.