What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What color is the most metal?

Ma a